Michael Wakcher

With enough verbs and prepositions, anything can happen.
- Michael Wakcher

Fred A. Allen

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
- Fred A. Allen

L. M. Boyd

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
- L. M. Boyd

Lisa Simpson

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
- Lisa Simpson

Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

C. S. Lewis

If we discover a desire within us that nothing in this world can satisfy, also we should begin to wonder if perhaps we were created for another world.
- C. S. Lewis

Andrew Jackson

Honest conviction is my courage, the Constitution is my guide.
- Andrew Jackson

Albert Einstein

As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.
- Albert Einstein

Tao Te Ching

When you look for it, there is nothing to see. When you listen for it, there is nothing to hear. When you use it, it is inexhaustible.
- Tao Te Ching

Marge Simpson

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
- Marge Simpson

Abraham Lincoln

That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.
- Abraham Lincoln

Elizabeth Aston

Charge less, but charge. Otherwise, you will not be taken seriously, and you do your fellow artists no favours if you undercut the market.
- Elizabeth Aston

Adolf Hitler

"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
- Adolf Hitler

Thomas Babington Macaulay

"It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it."
- Thomas Babington Macaulay

George Bernard Shaw

"Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week."
- George Bernard Shaw

Barry Switzer

“Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.”
- Barry Switzer (1937 - )

Helmuth Johannes Ludwig Molte

First ponder, then dare.
- Helmuth Johannes Ludwig Molte

Jane Austen

Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.
- Jane Austen

Oscar Wilde

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.- Oscar Wilde

Sydney J. Harris

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
- Sydney J. Harris

John Adams

I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, and porcelain.
- John Adams

H. L. Mencken

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
- H. L. Mencken

William Shakespeare

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
- William Shakespeare

Tallulah Bankhead

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
- Tallulah Bankhead

Thomas Edison

Waste is worse than loss. The time is coming when every person who lays claim to ability will keep the question of waste before him constantly. The scope of thrift is limitless.
- Thomas Edison

Chuang Tzu

I know the joy of fishes in the river through my own joy, as I go walking along the same river.
- Chuang Tzu

Dorothy L. Sayers

A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become a nuisance to the world.
- Dorothy L. Sayers

Mark Twain

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
- Mark Twain