Joseph Addison

"An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person."
- Joseph Addison

Ellen DeGeneres

What's with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people, that's it, just crazy people.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Winston Churchill

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.
- Winston Churchill

Henry Miller

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience.
- Henry Miller

Author Unknown

"You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much."
- Author Unknown

Marshall McLuhan

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
- Marshall McLuhan

Thomas Babington Macaulay

"It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it."
- Thomas Babington Macaulay

Robert Browning

Truth never hurts the teller.
- Robert Browning

Oscar Wilde

"It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art."
- Oscar Wilde

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some natures are too good to be spoiled by praise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mark Twain

That impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words howsoever felicitous could accomplish it.
- Mark Twain

Russell Baker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
- Russell Baker

Rex Reed

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.
- Rex Reed

Dr. Smiley Blanton

"The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capabilities to their greatest extent."
- Dr. Smiley Blanton

Albert Einstein

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein