Joseph Addison

"An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person."
- Joseph Addison

Ellen DeGeneres

What's with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people, that's it, just crazy people.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Winston Churchill

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.
- Winston Churchill

Henry Miller

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience.
- Henry Miller

Author Unknown

"You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much."
- Author Unknown

Marshall McLuhan

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
- Marshall McLuhan

Thomas Babington Macaulay

"It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it."
- Thomas Babington Macaulay

Robert Browning

Truth never hurts the teller.
- Robert Browning

Oscar Wilde

"It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art."
- Oscar Wilde

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some natures are too good to be spoiled by praise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mark Twain

That impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words howsoever felicitous could accomplish it.
- Mark Twain