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Friday, August 31, 2007

Henry Miller

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any.
- Henry Miller

Thursday, August 30, 2007

David Letterman

In a new sex survey they found eight percent of people had sex four or more times a week. Now here's the interesting part. That number drops to two percent when you add the phrase, "With partner."
- David Letterman

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Sophia Loren

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got, and fifty percent what people think you've got.
- Sophia Loren

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Dick Cavett

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
- Dick Cavett

Monday, August 27, 2007

Jeff Marder

The dentist told me I grind my teeth at night, so now before I go to sleep I fill my mouth with hot water and coffee beans and set my alarm for 7:30.
- Jeff Marder

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Marc Chagall

Work isn't to make money; you work to justify life.
- Marc Chagall

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Scott

Awakening one morning after the orgy, the God of War was stretching sleepily when he noticed a lovely Valkyrie standing in the doorway. "Good morning," he said, "I'm Thor."
She replied, "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."
- Scott

Friday, August 24, 2007

Jonathan Katz

My wife insists on turning off the lights before we make love. That doesn't bother me. It's the hiding that seems so cruel.
- Jonathan Katz

Thursday, August 23, 2007

William F. Buckley, Jr.

"One must bear in mind that the expansion of federal activity is a form of eating for politicians."
- William F. Buckley, Jr.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Steven Wright

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Steven Wright

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Short North Joe

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist.
- Short North Joe

Monday, August 20, 2007

Debbie Reynolds

Sex is like air . . . not important until you're not getting any.
- Debbie Reynolds

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Mae West

It's better to be looked over . . . than overlooked.
- Mae West

Saturday, August 18, 2007

George Bernard Shaw

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
- George Bernard Shaw

Friday, August 17, 2007

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Thursday, August 16, 2007

C. S. Lewis

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
- C. S. Lewis

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Pablo Picasso

It takes a long time to become young.
- Pablo Picasso

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Plato

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
- Plato

Monday, August 13, 2007

Henry A. Kissinger

For other nations, utopia is a blessed past never to be recovered; for Americans it is just beyond the horizon.
- Henry A. Kissinger

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Joe Namath

Till I was 13, I thought my name was "Shut Up."
- Joe Namath

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Mike Tyson

I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
- Mike Tyson

Friday, August 10, 2007

William F. Buckley, Jr

"The academic community has in it the biggest concentration of alarmists, cranks and extremists this side of the giggle house."
- William F. Buckley, Jr

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Gore Vidal

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.
- Gore Vidal

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Alfred Hitchcock

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.
- Alfred Hitchcock

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

John Barrymore

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.
- John Barrymore

Monday, August 06, 2007

James M. Barrie

Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
- James M. Barrie

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Ayn Rand

"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others"
- Ayn Rand

Saturday, August 04, 2007

P. J. O'Rourke

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Friday, August 03, 2007

H L Mencken

To sum up: 1. The cosmos is a gigantic fly-wheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute. 2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it. 3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him the ride.
-- H L Mencken

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Abraham Lincoln

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met.
- Abraham Lincoln

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Mark Twain

I am as uplifted and reassured by it as a mother who has given birth to a white baby when she was awfully afraid it was going to be a mulatto.
- Mark Twain




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