Abraham Lincoln

 I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. 

- Abraham Lincoln

Donald Trump

 A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. 

- Donald Trump

Ayn Rand

 The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. 

- Ayn Rand

Henny Youngman

 When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. 

- Henny Youngman

Peter Drucker

 Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. 

- Peter Drucker

Mark Twain

 The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. 

- Mark Twain

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 Correction does much, but encouragement does more. 

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Helen Keller

 Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow. 

- Helen Keller

Sigmund Freud

 Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. 

- Sigmund Freud

Michelangelo

 If people knew how hard I worked to get my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all. 

- Michelangelo

Steven Wright

 I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. 

- Steven Wright

Alexander the Great

 I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. 

- Alexander the Great

Morgan Freeman

 I do know there are a lot of people who seem to be in my corner, and that's, of course, wonderful. I'm really more interested in the nomination than in the award, because I think the nomination just puts you within a group of outstanding actors. 

- Morgan Freeman

Edgar Allan Poe

 Man's real life is happy, chiefly because he is ever expecting that it soon will be so. 

- Edgar Allan Poe

Lawrence Welk

 There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them. 

- Lawrence Welk