John Lennon

 As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. 

- John Lennon

Mark Twain

 The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. 

- Mark Twain

Clint Eastwood

 They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. 

- Clint Eastwood

Dolly Parton

 We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. 

- Dolly Parton

Thomas A. Edison

 Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. 

- Thomas A. Edison

Pablo Picasso

 It takes a long time to become young. 

- Pablo Picasso

Robin Williams

 Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. 

- Robin Williams

Yogi Berra

 A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. 

- Yogi Berra

Geoffrey Chaucer

 The greatest scholars are not usually the wisest people. 

- Geoffrey Chaucer

Confucius

 Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. 

- Confucius

Sophia Loren

 You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like, people who have a nice conversation. There are so many positive things to think about. 

- Sophia Loren

Socrates

 He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature. 

- Socrates

John Lennon

 I don't believe in killing whatever the reason! 

- John Lennon

Ricky Gervais

 Cynicism, to me, is trying to make people as unhappy as you are. 

- Ricky Gervais

T. S. Eliot

 There is not a more repulsive spectacle than on old man who will not forsake the world, which has already forsaken him. 

- T. S. Eliot