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Willy Wonka

My dear boy, if God had intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.
- Willy Wonka

James D. Gordon III

It is true that some lawyers are dishonest, arrogant, greedy, venal, amoral, ruthless buckets of slime. On the other hand, it is unfair to judge the entire profession by a few hundred-thousand bad apples.
- James D. Gordon III, The Washington Post

Ayn Rand

Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.
- Ayn Rand

Nicholas Chamfort

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
- Nicholas Chamfort

Edward Abbey

"Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others."
- Edward Abbey

Larry Wilde

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
- Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

Robert Duvall

My theory is that no matter how many enemies you make, you can always work for their enemies.
- Robert Duvall

Frank Lloyd Wright

"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Walter Lippman

"It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf."
- Walter Lippman

Bill Cosby

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
- Bill Cosby

Pablo Picasso

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
- Pablo Picasso

Dave Edison

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave Edison

Steven Wright

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
- Steven Wright

Philip K. Dick

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
- Philip K. Dick

James Holt McGavran

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran

Sam Kinison

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison

Plutarch

"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled."
- Plutarch

Carl Schurz

If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other.
- Carl Schurz

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

George Carlin

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
- George Carlin

Soren Kierkegaard

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays."
- Soren Kierkegaard

Rabindranath Tagore

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Chief Joseph

If the white man wants to live in peace with the Indian, he can live in peace.....Treat all men alike. Give them all the same law. Give them all an even chance to live and grow. All men were made by the same Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers. The Earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it.......Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade....where I choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers, free to think and talk and act for myself, and I will obey every law, or submit to the penalty.
- Chief Joseph (1840 - 1904), Nez Pierce Chief

Bruce Lee

Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it.
~ Bruce Lee

Groucho Marx

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
- Groucho Marx

Woody Allen

The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.
- Woody Allen

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The intellectual is constantly betrayed by his vanity. Godlike he blandly assumes that he can express everything in words; whereas the things one loves, lives, and dies for are not, in the last analysis completely expressible in words.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Abraham Lincoln

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln

Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
- Mark Twain

Rod Collins

When I was 17 or 18 my mother said something to me that changed my whole life. She told me, "Rod, put the gun down."
- Rod Collins