St. Therese of Lisieux

"I prefer the monotony of obscure sacrifice to all ecstasies. To pick up a pin for love can convert a soul."
~ St. Thérèse
"God is compassionate and filled with gentleness, slow to punish and abundant in mercy, for He knows our frailty, He remembers we are dust."
- St. Therese of Lisieux

John Wayne

Women have the right to work as long as they have dinner ready when you get home.
- John Wayne

W. C. Fields

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
- W. C. Fields

Babe Ruth

Gimme four steaks, a dozen eggs, a pound of bacon, three kegs of beer, fifteen potatoes, eighteen whores, seven cigars, and a dish of chocolate ice cream.
- Babe Ruth ordering dinner

Frank Sinatra

If I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I would be speaking to you from a jar in the Harvard Medical School.
- Frank Sinatra

Gore Vidal

Never have children, only grandchildren.
- Gore Vidal

Stephen Bishop

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here.
- Stephen Bishop song title

Clark Gable

It's an extra dividend when you like the girl you're in love with.
- Clark Gable

Arthur Miller

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
- Arthur Miller

Angie Dickinson

I dress for women and undress for men.
- Angie Dickinson

Edgar Allan Poe

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.
- Edgar Allan Poe

C. S. Lewis

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.
- C. S. Lewis

Harry S Truman

My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly a difference.
- Harry S Truman

Franklin P. Jones

The most difficult year of marriage is the one you're in.
- Franklin P. Jones

Lily Tomlin

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin

Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
- Ogden Nash

Paula Poundstone

Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.
- Paula Poundstone

Brian Kiley

I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, "If I told you that would defeat the whole purpose."
- Brian Kiley

Julie Andrews

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.
- Julie Andrews

Pablo Picasso

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
- Pablo Picasso

Yogi Berra

Baseball is 90 percent mental: the other half is physical.
- Yogi Berra

Bumper sticker

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
- Bumper sticker

Robert Frost

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
- Robert Frost

Ayn Rand

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me."
- Ayn Rand

William F. Buckley, Jr.

"One must bear in mind that the expansion of federal activity is a form of eating for politicians."
- William F. Buckley, Jr.

P. J. O'Rourke

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
- P. J. O'Rourke

George Bernard Shaw

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
- George Bernard Shaw

Barry Marter

I went on a diet, then I had to go on another diet at the same time. One diet wasn't giving me enough food.
-Barry Marter

Mark Twain

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.
- Mark Twain

Abraham Lincoln

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln