Yves Saint-Laurent

We must never confuse elegance with snobbery.
- Yves Saint-Laurent

Mark B. Cohen

"Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate."
- Mark B. Cohen

Stephen King

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs."
- Stephen King

Phyllis Diller

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
- Phyllis Diller

Lord Byron

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
- Lord Byron

Groucho Marx

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Groucho Marx

Lisa Simpson

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
- Lisa Simpson

Thomas Woodrow Wilson

We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers.
- Thomas Woodrow Wilson

Pearl S. Buck

Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.
- Pearl S. Buck

Karen Horney

Fortunately, analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
- Karen Horney

Martina Navratilova

Whoever said, It's not whether you win or lose that counts, probably lost.
- Martina Navratilova - American Tennis Player

Elayne Boosler

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
- Elayne Boosler

B(urrhus) F(rederic) Skinner

Give me a child and I'll shape him into anything.
- B(urrhus) F(rederic) Skinner

Sir John Lubbock

In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.
- Sir John Lubbock

Wayne Dyer

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made.
- Wayne Dyer

Tom Sharp

I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.
- Tom Sharp

Bill Cosby

"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."
- Bill Cosby

Clare Booth Luce

"No good deed goes unpunished."
- Clare Booth Luce

William Wrigley Jr.

"When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary."
- William Wrigley Jr.

Jeph Jacques

"There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option."
- Jeph Jacques

Ambrose Bierce

Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
- Ambrose Bierce

James Madison

The problem to be solved is, not what form of government is perfect, but which of the forms is least imperfect.
- James Madison

H. L. Mencken

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
- H. L. Mencken

Confucius

Faced with what is right, to leave it undone shows a lack of courage.
- Confucius

George Carlin

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

George Bernard Shaw

A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
- George Bernard Shaw

Buddha

His success may be great, but be it ever so great the wheel of fortune may turn again and bring him down into the dust.
- Buddha

Albert Einstein

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.
- Albert Einstein

Winston Churchill

Great and good are seldom the same man.
- Winston Churchill

Will Rogers

I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at something he hates. Anybody can do well at something he loves -- it's just a question of finding the subject.
- Will Rogers

Mark Twain

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
- Mark Twain