Bob Hope

 The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. 

- Bob Hope

Oscar Levant

 A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. 

- Oscar Levant

Joan Rivers

 The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. 

- Joan Rivers

Isaac Asimov

 People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. 

- Isaac Asimov

Khalil Gibran

 Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. 

- Khalil Gibran

John Barrymore

 A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. 

-- John Barrymore

Dave Ramsey

 I believe that through knowledge and discipline, financial peace is possible for all of us. 

- Dave Ramsey

Dennis Prager

 Goodness is about character - integrity, honesty, kindness, generosity, moral courage, and the like. More than anything else, it is about how we treat other people. 

- Dennis Prager

Plato

 Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. 

- Plato

George Orwell

 The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. 

- George Orwell

John Paul Jones

 If fear is cultivated it will become stronger, if faith is cultivated it will achieve mastery. 

- John Paul Jones

Voltaire

 Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. 

- Voltaire

Friedrich August von Hayek

 The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design. 

- Friedrich August von Hayek

Epictetus

 Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants. 

- Epictetus

George MacDonald

 To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved. 

- George MacDonald

Oscar Wilde

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. 

- Oscar Wilde

Abraham Lincoln

 No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. 

- Abraham Lincoln

Rodney Dangerfield

 The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. 

- Rodney Dangerfield

Winston Churchill

 My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. 

- Winston Churchill

Joseph Addison

 Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. 

- Joseph Addison

Jon Bon Jovi

 Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of what a miracle is and you'll see them all around you. 

- Jon Bon Jovi

C. S. Lewis

 It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad. 

- C. S. Lewis

Jim Rohn

 Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. 

- Jim Rohn

Confucius

 Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. 

- Confucius

Ralph Marston

 Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. 

- Ralph Marston

Alexander Pope

 To err is human; to forgive, divine. 

- Alexander Pope

William Shakespeare

 Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. 

- William Shakespeare

George Bernard Shaw

 Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. 

- George Bernard Shaw

Confucius

 When anger rises, think of the consequences. 

- Confucius

Bruce Lee

 Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. 

- Bruce Lee

Seneca

 While we teach, we learn. 

- Seneca

Mark Twain

 You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. 

- Mark Twain