Buddy Hackett

 Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. 

- Buddy Hackett

Friedrich Nietzsche

 Without music, life would be a mistake. 

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Abraham Lincoln

 I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. 

- Abraham Lincoln

Donald Trump

 A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. 

- Donald Trump

Ayn Rand

 The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. 

- Ayn Rand

Henny Youngman

 When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. 

- Henny Youngman

Peter Drucker

 Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. 

- Peter Drucker

Mark Twain

 The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. 

- Mark Twain