Clint Eastwood

 They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. 

- Clint Eastwood

Dolly Parton

 We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. 

- Dolly Parton

Thomas A. Edison

 Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. 

- Thomas A. Edison

Pablo Picasso

 It takes a long time to become young. 

- Pablo Picasso

Robin Williams

 Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. 

- Robin Williams

Yogi Berra

 A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. 

- Yogi Berra

Geoffrey Chaucer

 The greatest scholars are not usually the wisest people. 

- Geoffrey Chaucer

Confucius

 Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. 

- Confucius

Sophia Loren

 You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like, people who have a nice conversation. There are so many positive things to think about. 

- Sophia Loren

Socrates

 He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature. 

- Socrates

John Lennon

 I don't believe in killing whatever the reason! 

- John Lennon

Ricky Gervais

 Cynicism, to me, is trying to make people as unhappy as you are. 

- Ricky Gervais

T. S. Eliot

 There is not a more repulsive spectacle than on old man who will not forsake the world, which has already forsaken him. 

- T. S. Eliot

J. R. R. Tolkien

 I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. 

- J. R. R. Tolkien

Saint Patrick

 I see that already in this present world I am exalted above measure by the Lord. And I was not worthy nor such a one as that he should grant this to me, since I know most surely that poverty and affliction become me better than delights and riches. 

- Saint Patrick

Steven Wright

 Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? 

- Steven Wright

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. 

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Joseph Campbell

 I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive. 

- Joseph Campbell

Immanuel Kant

 In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so. 

- Immanuel Kant

Joe Biden

 Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately. 

- Joe Biden

Lenny Bruce

 The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. 

- Lenny Bruce

H. L. Mencken

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. 

- H. L. Mencken

Pablo Picasso

 Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up. 

- Pablo Picasso

Buddy Hackett

 Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. 

- Buddy Hackett

Friedrich Nietzsche

 Without music, life would be a mistake. 

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Abraham Lincoln

 I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. 

- Abraham Lincoln

Donald Trump

 A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. 

- Donald Trump

Ayn Rand

 The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. 

- Ayn Rand

Henny Youngman

 When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. 

- Henny Youngman

Peter Drucker

 Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. 

- Peter Drucker

Mark Twain

 The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. 

- Mark Twain