"An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person." - Joseph Addison
What's with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people, that's it, just crazy people.
- Ellen DeGeneres
That impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words howsoever felicitous could accomplish it. - Mark Twain