H. L. Mencken

 Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. 

- H. L. Mencken

Alan Greenspan

 If I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said. 

- Alan Greenspan

Henry Kissinger

 Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. 

- Henry Kissinger

Charlie Chaplin

 Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. 

- Charlie Chaplin

Marcus Tullius Cicero

 Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief. 

- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Thomas Tusser

 A fool and his money are soon parted. 

- Thomas Tusser

Marlon Brando

 Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent. 

- Marlon Brando

William Congreve

 Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned. 

- William Congreve

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 Money often costs too much. 

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Al Goldstein

 Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance. 

- Al Goldstein

Paramahansa Yogananda

 There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first; when you learn to live for others, they will live for you. 

- Paramahansa Yogananda

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. 

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

William Wallace

 Every man dies. Not every man really lives. 

- William Wallace

John Belushi

 The trick is knowing what you want to do and then resolving to do everything you have to do to get there. 

- John Belushi

Marcus Aurelius

 Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. 

- Marcus Aurelius

Ronald Reagan

 We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. 

- Ronald Reagan

Abraham Lincoln

 No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent. 

- Abraham Lincoln

Plutarch

 To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult. 

- Plutarch

Donald Trump

 Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. 

- Donald Trump

Joseph Campbell

 We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. 

- Joseph Campbell

Steven Wright

 I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. 

- Steven Wright

Marilyn vos Savant

 Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. 

- Marilyn vos Savant

Liam Neeson

 I gravitate toward women. 

- Liam Neeson

Winston Churchill

 We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. 

- Winston Churchill

Lewis Carroll

 One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others. 

- Lewis Carroll

Bob Dylan

 People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed around - the music and the ideas. 

- Bob Dylan

Steven Spielberg

 I dream for a living. 

- Steven Spielberg

Thomas Sowell

 It is a way to take people's wealth from them without having to openly raise taxes. Inflation is the most universal tax of all. 

- Thomas Sowell

Casey Stengel

 All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. 

- Casey Stengel

Mark Twain

 Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. 

- Mark Twain