Saint Augustine

 Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. 

- Saint Augustine

Aristotle Onassis

 If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

-  Aristotle Onassis

W. C. Fields

 A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. 

- W. C. Fields

John Wooden

 Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. 

- John Wooden

Gertrude Jekyll

 A garden is a grand teacher. It teaches patience and careful watchfulness; it teaches industry and thrift; above all it teaches entire trust. 

- Gertrude Jekyll

Wayne Dyer

 If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. 

- Wayne Dyer

Yogi Berra

 You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. 

- Yogi Berra

Henny Youngman

 I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. 

- Henny Youngman

Steven Wright

 A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

- Steven Wright

Franz Kafka

 So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. 

- Franz Kafka

Jim Rohn

 Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. 

- Jim Rohn

Rodney Dangerfield

 When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. 

- Rodney Dangerfield

Walter Scott

 For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. 

- Walter Scott

Arthur Schopenhauer

 Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability. 

- Arthur Schopenhauer

Marilyn Monroe

 Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal. 

- Marilyn Monroe

Henry Kissinger

 The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault. 

- Henry Kissinger

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 Correction does much, but encouragement does more. 

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Leonardo da Vinci

 The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. 

- Leonardo da Vinci

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 'Tis easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows along like a song; But the man worth while is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. 

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Lana Turner

 A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

- Lana Turner

Saint Francis de Sales

 Nothing is so strong as gentleness, nothing so gentle as real strength. 

- Saint Francis de Sales

Denis Waitley

 A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. 

- Denis Waitley

W. H. Auden

 Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.

- W. H. Auden

Khalil Gibran

 Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars.

- Khalil Gibran

Leo Buscaglia

 Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. 

Leo Buscaglia

Fred Allen

 A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. 

- Fred Allen

Kinky Friedman

 You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

- Kinky Friedman

David Bowie

 I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir. 

- David Bowie

Oscar Levant

 Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. 

- Oscar Levant

Napoleon Bonaparte

 Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. 

- Napoleon Bonaparte

Mark Twain

 When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. 

- Mark Twain