Heraclitus

 The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three. 

- Heraclitus

W. C. Fields

 If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. 

- W. C. Fields

Harper Lee

 Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it. 

- Harper Lee

Robin Williams

 A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. 

- Robin Williams

Frederick Douglass

 If there is no struggle, there is no progress. 

- Frederick Douglass

Carl Lewis

 Life is about timing. 

- Carl Lewis

Babe Ruth

 Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. 

- Babe Ruth

Al Pacino

 At this point in my career, I don't have to deal with audition rejections. So I get my rejection from other things. My children can make me feel rejected. They can humble you pretty quick. 

- Al Pacino

Pythagoras

 Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. 

- Pythagoras

William Butler Yeats

 Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. 

- William Butler Yeats

Oscar Wilde

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. 

- Oscar Wilde

Nipsey Hussle

 The reason children accept discipline from their parents is because they know their parents love them. 

- Nipsey Hussle

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

 The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. 

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Friedrich Nietzsche

 Without music, life would be a mistake. 

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Joe Louis

 I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. 

- Joe Louis

Leonardo da Vinci

 Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence. 

- Leonardo da Vinci

Daniel Webster

 God grants liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it. 

- Daniel Webster

C. S. Lewis

 The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. 

- C. S. Lewis

Hillary Clinton

 Showing up is not all of life - but it counts for a lot. 

- Hillary Clinton

Socrates

 Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. 

- Socrates

Ricky Gervais

 Where there's a will - there's a relative! 

- Ricky Gervais

J. D. Vance

 Americans call them hillbillies, rednecks, or white trash. I call them neighbors, friends, and family. 

- J. D. Vance

Joseph Campbell

 When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. 

- Joseph Campbell

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. 

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawrence Welk

 Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God. 

- Lawrence Welk

Morgan Freeman

 And some places you been before are so great that you don't ever mind going back. Some places you been before you don't ever want to go back, you know, like Montreal in the Winter. 

- Morgan Freeman

Steven Wright

 I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. 

- Steven Wright

Sigmund Freud

 I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. 

- Sigmund Freud

John Lennon

 As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. 

- John Lennon

Mark Twain

 The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. 

- Mark Twain