Robin Williams

 If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? 

- Robin Williams

Iyanla Vanzant

 In my deepest, darkest moments, what really got me through was a prayer. Sometimes my prayer was 'Help me.' Sometimes a prayer was 'Thank you.' What I've discovered is that intimate connection and communication with my creator will always get me through because I know my support, my help, is just a prayer away. 

- Iyanla Vanzant

John Florio

 A good husband makes a good wife. 

- John Florio

Saint Augustine

 Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. 

- Saint Augustine

Stephen Miller

 The reality is there's a limit to how many people any country can bring in. And we as a country have a right to say we want to bring people based on their ability to contribute to our economy, to be safe, productive citizens, and to uplift the nation as a whole. 

- Stephen Miller

Ludwig van Beethoven

 Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. 

- Ludwig van Beethoven

Anne Frank

 If I haven't any talent for writing books or newspaper articles, well, then I can always write for myself. 

- Anne Frank

Groucho Marx

 All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. 

- Groucho Marx

Lord Byron

 Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence. In her first passion, a woman loves her lover, in all the others all she loves is love. 

- Lord Byron

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you. 

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

John F. Kennedy

 I'm an idealist without illusions. 

- John F. Kennedy

Ken Kesey

 The fundamentalists have taken the fun out of the mental. 

- Ken Kesey

Helen Hayes

 Age is not important unless you're a cheese. 

- Helen Hayes

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing. 

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Albert Schweitzer

 Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. 

- Albert Schweitzer

Pythagoras

 Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they will. 

- Pythagoras

Ricky Gervais

 You can be watching the greatest film in the world, and if you hear your neighbor getting into a fight, you're at the window. 

- Ricky Gervais

William Butler Yeats

 I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots. 

- William Butler Yeats

Hillary Clinton

 I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. 

- Hillary Clinton

George Bernard Shaw

 Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough. 

- George Bernard Shaw

John Lennon

 The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities and the responsibility that we all had. It wasn't the answer. It just gave us a glimpse of the possibility. 

- John Lennon

Socrates

 Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for. 

- Socrates

Clint Eastwood

 Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it. 

- Clint Eastwood

Yogi Berra

 Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical. 

- Yogi Berra

Henny Youngman

 While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. 

- Henny Youngman

Daniel Webster

 The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it. 

- Daniel Webster

Leonardo da Vinci

 The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding. 

- Leonardo da Vinci

Friedrich Nietzsche

 Woman was God's second mistake. 

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

 Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind than in the one where they sprang up. 

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Mark Twain

 The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. 

- Mark Twain