Helen Hayes

 Age is not important unless you're a cheese. 

- Helen Hayes

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing. 

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Albert Schweitzer

 Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. 

- Albert Schweitzer

Pythagoras

 Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they will. 

- Pythagoras

Ricky Gervais

 You can be watching the greatest film in the world, and if you hear your neighbor getting into a fight, you're at the window. 

- Ricky Gervais

William Butler Yeats

 I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots. 

- William Butler Yeats

Hillary Clinton

 I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. 

- Hillary Clinton

George Bernard Shaw

 Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough. 

- George Bernard Shaw

John Lennon

 The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities and the responsibility that we all had. It wasn't the answer. It just gave us a glimpse of the possibility. 

- John Lennon

Socrates

 Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for. 

- Socrates

Clint Eastwood

 Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it. 

- Clint Eastwood

Yogi Berra

 Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical. 

- Yogi Berra

Henny Youngman

 While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. 

- Henny Youngman

Daniel Webster

 The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it. 

- Daniel Webster

Leonardo da Vinci

 The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding. 

- Leonardo da Vinci

Friedrich Nietzsche

 Woman was God's second mistake. 

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

 Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind than in the one where they sprang up. 

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Mark Twain

 The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. 

- Mark Twain