James Garner

 What was I qualified to do to make a living? Nothing. You don't need qualifications as an actor or a politician. And I didn't want to be a politician. 

- James Garner

Bertrand Russell

 Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. 

- Bertrand Russell

W. C. Fields

 Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. 

- W. C. Fields

Robin Williams

 Comedy is acting out optimism. 

- Robin Williams

Andrew Jackson

 The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. 

- Andrew Jackson

Steven Wright

 I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 

- Steven Wright

Mark Twain

 It is easier to stay out than get out. 

- Mark Twain

Robin Williams

 If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? 

- Robin Williams

Iyanla Vanzant

 In my deepest, darkest moments, what really got me through was a prayer. Sometimes my prayer was 'Help me.' Sometimes a prayer was 'Thank you.' What I've discovered is that intimate connection and communication with my creator will always get me through because I know my support, my help, is just a prayer away. 

- Iyanla Vanzant

John Florio

 A good husband makes a good wife. 

- John Florio

Saint Augustine

 Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. 

- Saint Augustine

Stephen Miller

 The reality is there's a limit to how many people any country can bring in. And we as a country have a right to say we want to bring people based on their ability to contribute to our economy, to be safe, productive citizens, and to uplift the nation as a whole. 

- Stephen Miller

Ludwig van Beethoven

 Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. 

- Ludwig van Beethoven

Anne Frank

 If I haven't any talent for writing books or newspaper articles, well, then I can always write for myself. 

- Anne Frank

Groucho Marx

 All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. 

- Groucho Marx