Ambrose Bierce

 An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me. 

- Ambrose Bierce

Yogi Berra

 The future ain't what it used to be. 

- Yogi Berra

Mark Twain

 Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

- Mark Twain

Albert Schweitzer

 The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. 

- Albert Schweitzer

Clarence Darrow

 The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business. 

- Clarence Darrow

Charlie Chaplin

 I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment. 

- Charlie Chaplin

Knute Nelson

 In the midst of these hard times it is our good health and good sleep that are enjoyable. 

- Knute Nelson

Dalai Lama

 Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. 

- Dalai Lama

Woody Allen

 Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. 

- Woody Allen

George Burns

 I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. 

- George Burns

George S. Patton

 Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

- George S. Patton

Thomas Jefferson

 He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors. 

- Thomas Jefferson

Alexander Hamilton

 I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man. 

- Alexander Hamilton

Peter O'Toole

 The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

- Peter O'Toole

Miguel de Cervantes

 A closed mouth catches no flies.

- Miguel de Cervantes