Mark Twain

 Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. 

- Mark Twain

H. L. Mencken

 Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. 

- H. L. Mencken

Alan Greenspan

 If I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said. 

- Alan Greenspan

Henry Kissinger

 Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. 

- Henry Kissinger

Charlie Chaplin

 Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. 

- Charlie Chaplin

Marcus Tullius Cicero

 Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief. 

- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Thomas Tusser

 A fool and his money are soon parted. 

- Thomas Tusser

Marlon Brando

 Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent. 

- Marlon Brando

William Congreve

 Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned. 

- William Congreve

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 Money often costs too much. 

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Al Goldstein

 Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance. 

- Al Goldstein

Paramahansa Yogananda

 There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first; when you learn to live for others, they will live for you. 

- Paramahansa Yogananda

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. 

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

William Wallace

 Every man dies. Not every man really lives. 

- William Wallace

John Belushi

 The trick is knowing what you want to do and then resolving to do everything you have to do to get there. 

- John Belushi