Clarence Darrow

 The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business. 

- Clarence Darrow

Charlie Chaplin

 I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment. 

- Charlie Chaplin

Knute Nelson

 In the midst of these hard times it is our good health and good sleep that are enjoyable. 

- Knute Nelson

Dalai Lama

 Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. 

- Dalai Lama

Woody Allen

 Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. 

- Woody Allen

George Burns

 I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. 

- George Burns

George S. Patton

 Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

- George S. Patton

Thomas Jefferson

 He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors. 

- Thomas Jefferson

Alexander Hamilton

 I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man. 

- Alexander Hamilton

Peter O'Toole

 The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

- Peter O'Toole

Miguel de Cervantes

 A closed mouth catches no flies.

- Miguel de Cervantes

Bruce Lee

 Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. 

- Bruce Lee

Winston Churchill

 Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. 

- Winston Churchill

Clint Eastwood

 If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. 

- Clint Eastwood

Douglas Adams

 I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 

- Douglas Adams