Albert Einstein

 When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. 

- Albert Einstein

Marlene Dietrich

 Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him. 

- Marlene Dietrich

Aristotle

 He who hath many friends hath none. 

- Aristotle

Fulton J. Sheen

 Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it. 

- Fulton J. Sheen

Mark Twain

 Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. 

- Mark Twain

Ernest Hemingway

 I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? 

- Ernest Hemingway

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

 The highest state is laughter. 

- Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

Walt Whitman

 Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. 

- Walt Whitman

Imran Amed

 Although he's no longer with us, Steve Jobs is still inspirational to me, as he managed to find the balance between right brain/left-brain thinking that is crucial to building a creative technology business. 

- Imran Amed

Henri Matisse

 There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted. 

- Henri Matisse

Paul Gauguin

 Life is hardly more than a fraction of a second. Such a little time to prepare oneself for eternity! 

- Paul Gauguin

Les Brown

 Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will still be among the stars. 

- Les Brown

Francis of Assisi

 Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. 

- Francis of Assisi

Paul Harvey

 In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. 

- Paul Harvey

Ambrose Bierce

 Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  

- Ambrose Bierce