Lucius Annaeus Seneca

 The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. 

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Louis Dudek

 

Art is anything people do with distinction. 

- Louis Dudek

George Carlin

 Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. 

- George Carlin

Joseph Addison

 Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. 

- Joseph Addison

John Galliano

 I listen and talk to God daily. 

- John Galliano

Ambrose Bierce

 An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me. 

- Ambrose Bierce

Yogi Berra

 The future ain't what it used to be. 

- Yogi Berra

Mark Twain

 Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

- Mark Twain

Albert Schweitzer

 The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. 

- Albert Schweitzer

Clarence Darrow

 The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business. 

- Clarence Darrow

Charlie Chaplin

 I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment. 

- Charlie Chaplin

Knute Nelson

 In the midst of these hard times it is our good health and good sleep that are enjoyable. 

- Knute Nelson

Dalai Lama

 Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. 

- Dalai Lama

Woody Allen

 Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. 

- Woody Allen

George Burns

 I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. 

- George Burns