Paul Harvey

 In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. 

- Paul Harvey

Ambrose Bierce

 Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  

- Ambrose Bierce

Erma Bombeck

 Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. 

- Erma Bombeck

Horace

 A picture is a poem without words. 

- Horace

Ovid

 Beauty is a fragile gift. 

- Ovid

Henry Miller

 The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love. 

- Henry Miller

Albert Einstein

 Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. 

- Albert Einstein

Leo Tolstoy

 Music is the shorthand of emotion. 

- Leo Tolstoy

Billy Connolly

 Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. 

- Billy Connolly

Chester W. Nimitz

 God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless. 

- Chester W. Nimitz

Zsa Zsa Gabor

 I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names. 

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Horace

A picture is a poem without words. 

- Horace

Ramana Maharshi

 Silence is also conversation. 

- Ramana Maharshi

Elizabeth Bowen

 Meeting people unlike oneself does not enlarge one's outlook; it only confirms one's idea that one is unique. 

- Elizabeth Bowen

James Joyce

 The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. 

- James Joyce