Mark Twain

 It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive. 

- Mark Twain

Woody Allen

 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. 

- Woody Allen

Steven Wright

 I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. 

- Steven Wright

Sean O'Casey

 It's my rule never to lose me temper till it would be detrimental to keep it. 

- Sean O'Casey

Arthur Conan Doyle

 His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge. 

- Arthur Conan Doyle

Amelia Earhart

 Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. 

- Amelia Earhart

Isaac Asimov

 The true delight is in the finding out rather than in the knowing. 

- Isaac Asimov

George Washington

 It is better to be alone than in bad company. 

- George Washington

Oscar Hammerstein II

 You've got to be taught to hate and fear. 

- Oscar Hammerstein II

Montesquieu

 The less men think, the more they talk. 

- Montesquieu

Bono

 Music can change the world because it can change people. 

- Bono

Marcus Aurelius

 Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one. 

- Marcus Aurelius

Victor Hugo

 Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. 

- Victor Hugo

Bob Dylan

 Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them. 

- Bob Dylan

Oscar Levant

 What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. 

- Oscar Levant