Albert Schweitzer

 The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. 

- Albert Schweitzer

Clarence Darrow

 The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business. 

- Clarence Darrow

Charlie Chaplin

 I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment. 

- Charlie Chaplin

Knute Nelson

 In the midst of these hard times it is our good health and good sleep that are enjoyable. 

- Knute Nelson

Dalai Lama

 Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. 

- Dalai Lama

Woody Allen

 Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. 

- Woody Allen

George Burns

 I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. 

- George Burns

George S. Patton

 Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

- George S. Patton

Thomas Jefferson

 He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors. 

- Thomas Jefferson

Alexander Hamilton

 I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man. 

- Alexander Hamilton

Peter O'Toole

 The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

- Peter O'Toole

Miguel de Cervantes

 A closed mouth catches no flies.

- Miguel de Cervantes

Bruce Lee

 Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. 

- Bruce Lee

Winston Churchill

 Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. 

- Winston Churchill

Clint Eastwood

 If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. 

- Clint Eastwood

Douglas Adams

 I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 

- Douglas Adams

Pope John Paul II

 The future starts today, not tomorrow. 

- Pope John Paul II

Robert H. Schuller

 Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. 

- Robert H. Schuller

Leo Buscaglia

 Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. 

- Leo Buscaglia

Aristotle Onassis

 If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. 

- Aristotle Onassis

George Bernard Shaw

 Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 

- George Bernard Shaw

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

 One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Walter Winchell

 A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. 

- Walter Winchell

Jim Rohn

 Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. 

- Jim Rohn

Plautus

 Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired. 

- Plautus

H. L. Mencken

 A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

- H. L. Mencken

Michael Caine

 I learned about life before I went into the theater, which is why I've been so happy. I was a soldier. 

- Michael Caine

Ambrose Bierce

 Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient. 

- Ambrose Bierce

John Kennedy

 Let me state the obvious. Illegal immigration is illegal, duh. 

- John Kennedy

Mark Twain

 All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. 

- Mark Twain